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Squidy's Website is formatted before a live studio audience
PDA/WAP compatibility: Um, there isn't any.
Squidy Shop: What like books and T-shirts and that? No, we have none of those.
Downloads: No, they've gone too.
Flash Animations: No, I don't know how to do those.
FAQ: I have never never been asked anything about my website by anyone.
Application Form: Applying for what, exactly?
Competion: Sure, I can afford prizes on my dole money, now get out of here.
Loyalty Points: Yes, you get a million points just for reading this, now cash them in and piss off.
Live Auctions: What, sell my hardback of The Russ Abbott Funbook for 30p to some Candidate completist, fuck off.
E-mail updates: I update this site twice a year, if that. No need to send out reminders.
Forum: No fear!
Subscribe: No, you don't have to subscribe, it's free.
Well, what the f$@% can I do then?: This...
Oh, I know, have you any confusing
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