Ant is a nutter!
I'm the Eighties pop
star whose career went down the shitter,
More gone-gone than The Go-Gos, more perverse than Gary Glitter.
I'm stranger than Steve Strange and more boyish than Boy George,
I'm quite a guy, so who am I? I'm Adam Ant, of course!
Aaaaant is a nitwit,
And now he's a loo-ny.
Haaaasn't had a big hit
Since nineteen eighty-three.
Adam Ant likes to
indulge
In all manner of tomfool'ry.
To have some fun he pulled a gun
In a crowded local brewary
He caused alarm but
meant no harm,
Coz people know he's not 'ard.
I was just pissed, says the artist
Formerly known as Stuart Goddard.
Aaaaant has a handgun
He wished he hadn't bought.
The triggerrrrr he had his hand on,
Ended Adam up in court.
The judge will claim the man's insane and he'll be going
down
Right down.
(instrumental breakdown)
He will make a new
album, and it will top the chart,
But they wont let him use instruments if they're blunt or sharp.
But he can't play anyway in his jacket made of nylon,
So girls! Lock up your prisoners, Adam Ant's in the asylum!
Aaaaant in the slammer,
he must be a depressed one.
Noooo more man of glamour,
Just a trivia question.
Wont be released til he's deceased, he's in that place forever
And ever.
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Please accept my apologies, but in this space there was supposed to be a satirical sketch of Adam Ant in a straight jacket shouting 'Fiddley Qua-Qua' with the humourous caption "It must be something inside.", taken from one of Mr Ant's other songs, Goody Two-Shoes. However, due to the fact that Powergear 4.1 Lite has failed to connect to my digital device as it has in the past, the picture remains in the camera rather than on my computer. This is the fault of the software, no-one else is to blame. The picture will hopefully be up soon. In the meantime, however, as a substitute, here is a couplet cut from the song above: He's been
through Hell and dresses well, yet he's no-one's Prince
Charming. Once again, please accept my apologies. Still, I found the Stand And Deliver MIDI so I'm laughing, really... |