I've got some strong opinions.
I'm always on the TV.
Appeared on all the chat shows.
All of this means that I've released another CD.

It's got some filthy lyrics,
But that's not enough to sell.
Never mind the music content.
Fuck art, get smart, make a sexy vid as well.

I'll make a controversial vid, (vid!)
Quite naughty.
I'll make some filthy deep breathing noises (Je T'aime!)
And get banned from your TV.

I'll make a controversial vid,
Like Frankie. (Mmm, Relax!)
I'll get lots of disgusted letters
And free publicity.

Can I get this banned
From TOTP?
I'd love to be banned.

Can I get complaints
From the ITC?
Cos I need complaints.

My vid's a sci-fi movie
With lots of sexy thingies.
I show some T and A.I.,
Get hard with Deckard and some Blade Runnerlingus.

Just include some more bondage
and pretty soon, without fail,
I'll have splashed across all the papers.
I love to be on top of The Daily Male.

I'll make a controversial vid, (Bland though it is)
Let's make hits. (I think I need a chart-topper)
Cos there's one thing that all my fans like
And that's looking at right tits.

I'll make a T and A vid, (B - B - Bland)
Who needs class?
Sexy ladies will supply the tits
While I'm being the arse.

Do you know who I am?
I'm a pop star.
I was once in Wham!.

Do you know who I am?
Do you, really?
Then maybe you could tell me.

Controversial vid (ducky).

I think I need a new image - image - image - image...

Controversial vid.

Ducky.

It's not a controversial vid,
An innocent thing (It's just so innocent, oh!)
Compared to the recent Brass Eye Special
And the life of Jonathan King. (I think I need a chart - chart-topper - topper - topper...)

It's not a controversial vid.
(...topper - topper...)
I truly wish that we were still living
In nineteen eighty three.

Ducky.

Controversial vid.

Wake me up when he's gone-gone.

I will not be myself.
I will be something that I aren't.
I'd like to do a ballard.
I may be gay but T and A is really what the plebs want.

Bad luck, kids.
Ain't it a shame?
I've sold out my soul and sold out my name.

Since I've come out
My career ain't gone well,
I might go and move in with Andrew Ridgley in Cornwell.

Don't fool yourself.
You know that Polydor Records don't care.

Don't be vexed.
If you think this is poor, you oughta hear what's next.

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