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I sent this into Mad Magazine and it got rejected. Probably because it's too British. See if you can spot why it was deemed unusable by the magazine.

 

BALL MY CHILDREN DEPT.

Dating in the eighties was difficult, dating in the nineties was confusing, and now dating in the 2000's is nearly impossible. It's hard enough deciding whether you're gay or not, now you have to determine whether you're a paedophile or not. Now, thanks to MAD's cut-out-and-throw-away paedo primer, you can stop lying to the police about how she "said she was over sixteen", and determine once and for all whether you're as straight as the electrocardiogram on Dick Cheney's heart monitor or as bent as Bill Clinton's wing-wang with our guide to telling...

 

This is slighly pinker than the others because one of my lightbulbs has gone since doing the other pictures. This one's fine though.

 

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It's all Chris Morris' fault. Now every comedian with a notepad and a Teletubbies reference will tell lazy, unfunny jokes about paedophilia, with tastelessness substituting for humour. Expect to see Iain Lee in The Kiddie-Fiddling Experience on BBC Choice, co-starring Nick Frost, Ricky Gervais, and jokes stolen from those Not The Nine O'Clock News compilations.